once I ran to you

Today I saw a woman in the post office with a fake baby trying to pick people's pockets. When she was caught she put the swaddled doll down on the floor, horrifying several nearby women who thought the baby was real. Also in the post office was a woman who looked like the Ghost of Christmas Present if the Ghost of Christmas Present was a stunning French-speaking African woman with good taste in scarves. The pièce de résistance however was a Pearly Queen I spotted dancing to a live version of Tainted Love.



Just imagine!